KAPLOW!

November 19, 2007 (03:44) | Blog | No comments

Thanks for reading the very first blog! CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE AWESOME!!! I just want to quickly direct your attention to 1 or 10 things. Namely, the new show, the new bits, the new site, the new bio pages for Luke and Posey, the new quotes page, the new contact us page, the new podcast player, the new subscribe-by-email feature, the new Podcast Alley, myspace, and other social network buttons, and the new DONATE button! Wow! That’s what I call NEWS!

KAPLOW!

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SPLUSH!

Episode 23. Number One Myrtle Capital

November 19, 2007 (03:41) | Show | 1 comment

Hey lovers! Settle in for another fattie of a show as Posey tells Luke all about his recent trip to a poverty-stricken, war-torn region known as N’Ollins or some shit. I have no idea why Rage Against The Machine was there. I bet if you listen harder than me, you may be able to figure it out.

*puppies and rainbows* *oh, and these guys* *oh, and murderers*

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The Racial Slur Song

November 19, 2007 (01:21) | Bits | No comments

Due to popular demand, it’s now a single. Oh dear god what have we done. Remember folks, it’s a comedy show. Ha ha, funny, ha… ha. Sigh. I have no excuse.

This is from Episode 22 – Like A Tornado.

Hollywood Discovers Luke and Posey

November 19, 2007 (01:01) | Bits | No comments

As the writers’ strike looms on, Hollywood is becoming extremely desperate. Case. Point.

From Episode 23: Number One Myrtle Capital.

Episode 22. Like A Tornado

October 24, 2007 (01:19) | Show | No comments

It’s time for another mega-show from your favorite 2-bit comedy whores! Ok, so we’re free. But you’re getting your money’s worth this time!

Bucko’s back to provide the soundtrack for a musical romp through DoofusLand, but not before sharing some great stories about kicking ass and taking names, literally. We reminisce about happy/gay accidents, severe injuries, and retarded home remedies. Then we descend into a sing-along gone horribly wrong. Apologies to Alice In Chains, John Mayer, Dave Mathews, Warrant, The Scorpions, Boston, Steppenwolf, Poison, Ted Nugent, Survivor, Eddie Vedder, and especially REM. We’re like an E.coli-infested slaughterhouse, but for music.

If you don’t hate us yet, just hang around 45 minutes or so.

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Episode 21. Please Finish The Sentence

September 30, 2007 (23:46) | Show | No comments

HAY GUISE WEER BACK! After a month-long hiatas hyatus high8us break, we present to you: 26 minutes and 14 seconds of pure comedy and education, or as I like to call it, comeducation. I don’t know how you pronounce comeducation. Here’s an idea! Let us know how to pronounce “comeducation” by leaving us a message at our new voice mail line, 903-704-4449! Yes, I made up the word comeducation as a sly attempt to get you to call our new voice mail number. That’s comedic redirection. Or, comeredirection.

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Hollywood Heat

September 29, 2007 (01:41) | Bits | No comments

He’s a hard-core rapper from Compton.
He’s an 80′s TV cop sensation.
Together, they are…

Episode 20. Nipples ‘n Tits: Not Boring

August 27, 2007 (21:26) | Show | No comments

We got news, comments, musical music-time, nipples, tits, and lasers!!! None of which are boring!!! Hence the abundance of exclamation points!!! 3 at a time, people!!!

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Pull-On-It Posey

August 21, 2007 (22:06) | Bits | No comments

Just in time for Christmas! If you’re a horrible parent.

Episode 19. Infinity And Beyond

August 7, 2007 (00:30) | Show | No comments

Desperate times call for desperate measures. For the Luke and Posey show, that can mean only one thing.

Celebrities, of course! But not the trashy, whorish, slutbag douchebottles you hear about on the so-called “real” news. Oh no. Not at all. We have real celebrities (fake) with real stories (fake) that are real funny! (really)

Plus, for the longtime Luke and Posey Friends™ and new listeners alike, the second half of our show will be a real treat. Allow us to lead you down a foreboding path of failure and darkness, resulting in Luke and Posey hitting pod-bottom, and struggling to pull themselves back up from the ditches of despair, and into the hearts of America once again. Just like Bon Jovi.

P.S. Here’s the Sensimilla Street we referenced in the show. Our sources tell us it comes from “Ned & Manson”, who are apparently too stoned to have a decent presence on Google.

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