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Episode 31. Apologies Are In Order

Episode 31. Apologies Are In Order

December 31, 2009 (23:59) | Show | No comments

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! We here at The Luke and Posey Show simply can not believe that 2008 is almost OVER! I mean, by the time you listen to this, it will be the year 2009!!! WOW! Where does the time go?!?

Things are really looking good for the show for 2009. I’m thinking daily hour-long shows with accompanying video casts and bonus content for fan club members. Oh yeah, and a fan club. Oh yeah, and fans!

Yeah, buddy, 2009 is gonna be the year for us. You just wait and see.

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Episode 30. Porntacular XXX-travaganza!

October 11, 2008 (02:50) | Show | No comments

We’re back, and in grand Luke and Posey style. This episode is all about porn, smut, filth, pornography, filth, smut, and porn. Also, porno. And to top it all off, we talk to a real porn star! No foolin!

So join us as we share our porn pasts and breathe heavily into the microphones, won’t you? Oh, you will. I can smell it. Mmmmm. Musky.

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Episode 29. Meat Sweats 2: Electric Boogaloo

August 15, 2008 (00:58) | Show | No comments

Hey, let’s all pretend it’s 1 month ago today. Ok, got that vision in your head? Great. I’m proud to announce, part 2 of the show you just listened to… TODAY. And if you haven’t listened to part 1 yet, 7 out of 8 dentists highly recommend that you do so. And you should stop grinding your teeth.

Now, everyone… let’s dance!

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Episode 28. Meat Sweats

July 15, 2008 (00:29) | Show | 1 comment

HEY! Where you been, guys? What’s that? You’ve been what? Wading? Oh, waiting? For what? A new show? OHHHHHHH. I see now. You just come around when we got new shows to hand out, huh. Uh huh. Well, here’s a big fat show for you bloodthirsty hounds. I hope you’re happy. CUZ WE ARE! Ha ha, I tricked you into thinking I was all, “Uh huh”… and you were probably all like, “No he is not”. Good times.

But much better than that brief yet comical paragraph is the actual show, people! We got the world-famous MC Meat Sweats of Posey’s Pride up in this bitch for an epically awesome hour of entertainment.

Forever Your Love,
Luke and Posey

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Episode 27. Thank You For Being A Friend

April 28, 2008 (00:43) | Show | No comments

This was supposed to be a short impromptu show to say hello to a few listeners and supporters, and you know what? We almost pull it off. Somehow we digress into such topics as inappropriate 80s TV shows, a new product that is literally pouncing off the shelves (onto unsuspecting women who say they weren’t asking for it), the occasional fart bubble, the reason we should all be called “African Americans”; and, we receive a phone call from Tyler that sounds suspiciously different from the rest of the show. Plus, we forget to mention a whole bunch of people. Fortunately, our failure is at least marginally funny.

P.S. Yes, we know her name was Topanga. Just another brick in the fail-wall.

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Episode 26. For A Ham Sandwich

April 8, 2008 (02:43) | Show | No comments

We’re back, and Bucko’s with us, so how can we possibly go wrong? Don’t answer that, young AquaKnight, because the answer is “CANNOT”. This is the best show ever. And we’re not just talking about our show. We’re talking about ALL shows. Other shows should probably just play this show over their show, and go have a snack while they listen and learn a few things. A nice danish would go beautifully.

And hey, if you didn’t notice, I posted 5 songs from this very show to the Bits page, so please, have your way with them.

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Episode 25. More Pussy Than You

January 28, 2008 (03:07) | Show | No comments

Dumbassery, douchebombs, and fucknuts rule the day as Luke and Posey, apparently out of things to talk about, create their own words. We also consult the urban dictionary for definitions of our very own names, share tips on attracting mates and not mosquitoes, and explain why fur + moisture = not near as fun as it sounds. Have fun kids, and remember! Clean yourself up down there.

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Episode 24. Mother Mary Christmas Past

December 26, 2007 (21:53) | Show | No comments

No, wheel-watchers, today’s show title was not the answer to the “Before and After” puzzle on the Wheel of Fortune episode I just watched. That wouldn’t make sense. But I’ll tell ya what does make sense: Potato Power Plants! Think about it people! You can bury those suckers forever! And the kids can just plug their crude light bulbs directly into the grid! SHHH! Still waiting on the patent. Do NOT fuck me on this.
WOW, that had nothing to do with this show. Well, I guess it did demonstrate the random idiocy that one might expect in a show such as this, and how it can eventually take over a well thought-out plan to accomplish something. Goddammit! Fuck it. Happy holiday season! Merry new car!

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Episode 23. Number One Myrtle Capital

November 19, 2007 (03:41) | Show | 1 comment

Hey lovers! Settle in for another fattie of a show as Posey tells Luke all about his recent trip to a poverty-stricken, war-torn region known as N’Ollins or some shit. I have no idea why Rage Against The Machine was there. I bet if you listen harder than me, you may be able to figure it out.

*puppies and rainbows* *oh, and these guys* *oh, and murderers*

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Episode 22. Like A Tornado

October 24, 2007 (01:19) | Show | No comments

It’s time for another mega-show from your favorite 2-bit comedy whores! Ok, so we’re free. But you’re getting your money’s worth this time!

Bucko’s back to provide the soundtrack for a musical romp through DoofusLand, but not before sharing some great stories about kicking ass and taking names, literally. We reminisce about happy/gay accidents, severe injuries, and retarded home remedies. Then we descend into a sing-along gone horribly wrong. Apologies to Alice In Chains, John Mayer, Dave Mathews, Warrant, The Scorpions, Boston, Steppenwolf, Poison, Ted Nugent, Survivor, Eddie Vedder, and especially REM. We’re like an E.coli-infested slaughterhouse, but for music.

If you don’t hate us yet, just hang around 45 minutes or so.

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