The Luke and Posey Show

HAY GUISE WEER BACK! After a month-long hiatas hyatus high8us break, we present to you: 26 minutes and 14 seconds of pure comedy and education, or as I like to call it, comeducation. I don’t know how you pronounce comeducation. Here’s an idea! Let us know how to pronounce “comeducation” by leaving us a message at our new voice mail line, 903-704-4449! Yes, I made up the word comeducation as a sly attempt to get you to call our new voice mail number. That’s comedic redirection. Or, comeredirection.

Episode 21 [ 26:14 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

We got news, comments, musical music-time, nipples, tits, and lasers!!! None of which are boring!!! Hence the abundance of exclamation points!!! 3 at a time, people!!!

Episode 20 [ 33:46 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Desperate times call for desperate measures. For the Luke and Posey show, that can mean only one thing.

Celebrities, of course! But not the trashy, whorish, slutbag douchebottles you hear about on the so-called “real” news. Oh no. Not at all. We have real celebrities (fake) with real stories (fake) that are real funny! (really)

Plus, for the longtime Luke and Posey Friends™ and new listeners alike, the second half of our show will be a real treat. Allow us to lead you down a foreboding path of failure and darkness, resulting in Luke and Posey hitting pod-bottom, and struggling to pull themselves back up from the ditches of despair, and into the hearts of America once again. Just like Bon Jovi.

Episode 19 [ 35:19 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

P.S. Here’s the Sensimilla Street we referenced in the show. Our sources tell us it comes from “Ned & Manson”, who are apparently too stoned to have a decent presence on Google.

All silliness aside folks, Luke and Posey tackle some very serious issues facing he and I, me and him. We, and also us, but separately.

I’m talking about brain damage, of course. Severely debilitating brain damage.

And some other stuff. I think.

Episode 18 [ 36:37 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Tyler comes by and we’re bustin’ out at the seams here, folks! That’s right, Luke and Posey are joined by dear friend and confidant, Tyler. Posey almost lets him speak long enough to tell some great stories and share some insight into the corporate retail consumer installation game. It’s waaaay juicier than you expected.

Till next time, try not to make an ass of yourself. But if you do, call us.

Episode 17 [ 1:09:15 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

That’s right folks, we made it a whole friggin year. And now we celebrate with a show recorded just hours ago. Say what? Indeed.
Join Luke and Posey as we take a brief look back, a brief look forward, and a look into our briefs. Say what say what?

We love you. We honestly love you. Let us know where we stand, k? We are soooo into you.

Episode 16 [ 42:19 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Let me be frank. This episode is pretty gay. Ok, really gay. It’s all sticky from lube and margarita mix. But it’s also straight-up late-80s hip-hop gangsta lean, which is sooo not gay. Wait, yeah it is.

I’m kidding, the show’s not gay. It’s just confused right now. We all remember 15, right? … right?

Next time, you can be frank. And I can be Shirley.

Episode 15 [ 38:06 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Ha! We’re back! You thought we finally threw in the towel, didn’t you? Well, you’re kind of a dick then.

We’re a-roarin’ back in grand fashion, by introducing longtime friend Chuck into the Luke and Posey Komedy Korral™! Mix in a heart-felt impromptu love song to the cloven-hoofed hotties among us, and hell, that’s what we call a show!

Yippy ka yay, mother fuckers.

Episode 14 [ 30:06 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Many have asked, “Hey Luke, what happened to the first show?”, or, “Hey Posey, what happened to the first show?”, or something along those lines. This show eventually answers these questions. And many more, assuming those questions are, “What might it sound like if Dio sang a tribute song to Richard Dean Andersen?”, and “What is Joey Lawrence up to?”. I wonder if it’s too late to get in the education category in iTunes.

Me love you long time.

Episode 13 [ 33:01 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Posey does. If only Governor Rick Perry (R) of Texas had mandated the vaccine earlier. And Posey was still a wee schoolgirl. And he stayed away from strippers.

Join Luke and Posey as they explore some real health issues facing our planet today. Such as soapy manboobs. And a sexy TILF (Torso I’d Like to Fuck, duh…). We also discuss the merits of stunting the growth and natural female development of a mentally disabled 9-year-old girl. And her blog.

Love ya later!

Episode 12 [ 34:06 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download