Its the Luke and Posey Show, don’t you know, grab your indo. Listen to the show. Will you laugh, no? I don’t know. Maybe though, I hope so, whoa!
Just goin’ with the flow, whatcha think about it, gro? I don’t know. You don’t know? It’s cool though… I oughta know, I’m in the show.
So here we go, mofo, listen to the Luke and Posey show.
Yeah, those are the lyrics from the theme song. So what.
Double digits, bitches.
It’s the deca-show, yo.
L & P back again,
Times-a tenny-ten-ten.
I didn’t start the show notes really trying to rhyme.
It just happened cuz it’s late and I’m runnin’ out of time.
And it seems people think that you’re smarter than you are,
When you spin a rhythmic verse, rhyming simple words like “are”.
This show’s about the bling, and the thing, then we sing.
Of course we get to learn, then we burn a few things.
Well, the podcast is saving in another window,
So my cpu is tellin’ me I gots to go.
Peas.
If you take one thing from these show notes, let it be this… Episode 9 is not a “best of” show. Though it may be presented as a collection of wonderful clips from times past, and it is, and they are, but you should know… it is NOT a “best of” show. That would be stupid.
But what it is, my brutha, is an amalgamation of sorts. An abundance of dumbassity the likes of which have only been seen on the previous 8 shows. Impressions, songs, insensitive comments, movements, and moments… all comin’ atcha like junebugs on a windshield on a spring day in Texas when it’s actually spring-type weather and not freezing my balls off. What? I don’t know.
Next time.
Whut whut! That little comment in last week’s show notes wasn’t an April Fool’s joke, was it? Or was it… Tell ya what, let’s all have a sit-down and learn a thing or two.
This week, we learn how to write a song (by singing a song, of course), and we learn that Posey hates country music, but doesn’t mind anal rape. We also find out that Bucko fucking hates Posey, although it’s probably because he’s jealous of his mad freestyle rap skillzez. Oh, and make sure you listen all the way to the end for a HUGE GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT! Don’t miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo.
And if you don’t know, this episode presents the conclusion of the Special Concert Series with Bucko. Once again, we’d like to thank Bucko for making the show even better, and for not insisting on any sort of pesky contract or financial compensation. Thanks guy.
Catch you next… week?
It’s that time again, folks! What time, you ask? It’s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show! Yaaay!
You may ask yourself, “Self, how do you know when it’s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show?” Well, self, during this month of April 2007, you can expect a brand steamin’ new episode every Monday morning. That’s right, you didn’t go all retarded just then… you actually read that. Weekly, bitches. Boom. Score one for buttbeard.
In case you’re wondering, this show continues our Special Concert Series With Bucko. Posey recounts his encounter with a dragon, American Idol gets ass-raped in 4/4 time, we learn of Posey’s special bond with his uncle (hint: it’s a concrete bond), and last but most definitely not least, we are grandly introduced to the newest members of the Luke and Posey show cast… I could say more, but I have to stop. I have got to stop it. Oh good lord I need to stop.
Later lates.
All around the world. We could make time. Rompin and a stompin cause were in our prime.
That’s right lovers, HUGE things are going down at the Luke and Posey Studios. We got special guests, musical magic, and much love for a special lady we like to call, “a strippa”.
You know the rest.
Well, looky there. I went and put all the good words in the title. But they’re hidden… so I can still use them! Awesome! What a bonus! An extra special bonus.
I don’t want to say too much about this super awesome extra special show, except the fact that it may end our podcasting careers forever. Really. I’m serious. Yep. Not Kidding. Nope. I’m lying. We’ll never stop. You can’t stop us. Don’t even try. You will not succeed. I’d rather be. I’d rather be with. I’d rather be with an animal. Rowr!
Hey, vote for us and shit. I’m not gonna suck your dick anymore.
What better way to celebrate the new year than with a new show, sporting a new theme, recorded on new equipment, and packed with brand-new booty-bumpin’ bass? What better way, I ASKED YOU!
Well I’ll tell you what better way, since I ASKED! With a new, pretty, sparkly show constructed of entirely random bullshit. Seriously. We sat down to check some levels ( on the, did I mention, new equipment? ) and shat out this stinky pile of sheer ridiculosity. Luckily, some of it was pretty damn funny, so that’s what you get to hear. Lucky you! I said LUCKY YOU!
Sorry, listener. I got carried away there. I’d really like to make up for it. Say, is there some site somewhere where I could possibly vote for you as top podcast listener? There’s not? Hmm, you know there really should be. But since we’re on the subject, did you know there is a site where you can vote for us as a top podcast! What, no way!
And if you’re not already, subscribe to us on iTunes, would ya? We could always use some good myspace friends too, so add away, people! One last thing, call our feedback line at 903-704-4449 and become an instant media sensation! Guaranteed! Or your money back! Thank you and goodnight!
This show is symbolic. It symbolizes many things, some of which are symbols themselves. Symbolic things can include: inspirational articles containing symbolic inspiration, the red tinge of fury, 2 minutes of danceable laughter, or a third arm.
Hey, email us at theshow@lukeandposey.com, or leave us a voice mail at 903-704-4449. We’ll play it on the show and might not make fun of you. And hey, why not vote for us over at Podcast Alley? And hey, you could go ahead and subscribe to us on iTunes! And hey, all you gotta clean up, is Timmy!
What’s up, gro? Ok, maybe we haven’t reached gro status in our young relationship just yet, but after this show, I hope you can change your mind. Cuz you, man, you – are my gro. Especially if you can make it through the entire show. Then you are my gro bro, and gro, them binds ain’t easily cut, ya hear?
Holy shit, you still reading? Ok, well, the new episode is about what you’d expect from a couple of buffoons like Luke and Posey. While maybe not as blatantly offensive as the first show, it’s every bit as disgusting, moronic, and wonderfully hilarious. And hey, if you like what you hear, why not let us know? Email us at theshow@lukeandposey.com, or become our most favoritest fan ever by leaving us a voice mail at 903-704-4449. We’ll play it on the next show. Hell, I’ll make it my ringtone. And while you’re feeling the love for your favorite Luke and/or Posey, why not vote for us over at Podcast Alley? Posey will give you a pube if you do. Promise. Ball pubes only by special request.
