Lay on your left side when you sleep, to help with digestion.
"Jesus? Big Jew. One of the biggest. 6' 4", 240."
"There I go! Rockin you like a tornado!"
You only get six shots.
"I can't control what my butthole pulsates for."
"I have a vagina for a peehole."
Trying to take the hood out of the gangsta.
903-704-4449! Call and we'll guess your weight!
"So there was this dude, he was poundin' my fuckin' ass, while this other guy was suckin' my cock..."
The podcast that broke the camel's straw.
The podcast that caught the fish in the sea.
I've never been shot at. But I have swallowed a toothpick.
Don't let children play with fire. Fire attracts aliens.
"The only difference between you and me is I can see over a car and you can't."
LEAVE MY FLOWER ALONE!!!!! NOT YOURS!!!!!
Save the rare subterranean spotted leper bull-chicken. Found only in Medford, WI. It needs to mate, and now.
Click the donate button below and to the left. Your dollars can help support Posey's impending insulin bill.
We do chicken right. From behind!
Sliced bread is still better than us.
2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a dollar!
That's what you donate to make us a balla!
Do you know how hard it is to keep coming up with one-liners?
Hey, my wiener looks bigger when I have to pee.
Is it dark in here, or are you black?
A shot in the eye is worth two in the butt.
Sucks to be me... especially at night, when I'm asleep and my brain's not working so well.
Donde esta, el burrito. Donde esta indeed.
I'm not afraid of clowns, but Bret Michaels haunts my dreams.
The word "tsetse" turns me on just a little bit.