Quotes

Lay on your left side when you sleep, to help with digestion.
Posey


"Jesus? Big Jew. One of the biggest. 6' 4", 240."
Luke


"There I go! Rockin you like a tornado!"
Posey


You only get six shots.


"I can't control what my butthole pulsates for."
Luke


"I have a vagina for a peehole."
Posey


Trying to take the hood out of the gangsta.


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"So there was this dude, he was poundin' my fuckin' ass, while this other guy was suckin' my cock..."
Tyler


The podcast that broke the camel's straw.


The podcast that caught the fish in the sea.


I've never been shot at. But I have swallowed a toothpick.
Posey


Don't let children play with fire. Fire attracts aliens.
Posey


"The only difference between you and me is I can see over a car and you can't."
Posey to Luke


LEAVE MY FLOWER ALONE!!!!! NOT YOURS!!!!!
Posey


Save the rare subterranean spotted leper bull-chicken. Found only in Medford, WI. It needs to mate, and now.
Posey


Click the donate button below and to the left. Your dollars can help support Posey's impending insulin bill.
(please, it's only a matter of time)


We do chicken right. From behind!
Posey


Sliced bread is still better than us.
Posey


2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a dollar!
That's what you donate to make us a balla!
Posey


Do you know how hard it is to keep coming up with one-liners?
Posey


Hey, my wiener looks bigger when I have to pee.
Posey


Is it dark in here, or are you black?
Posey


A shot in the eye is worth two in the butt.
Posey


Sucks to be me... especially at night, when I'm asleep and my brain's not working so well.
Posey


Donde esta, el burrito. Donde esta indeed.
Posey


I'm not afraid of clowns, but Bret Michaels haunts my dreams.
Posey


The word "tsetse" turns me on just a little bit.
Posey

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