The Luke and Posey Show

This was supposed to be a short impromptu show to say hello to a few listeners and supporters, and you know what? We almost pull it off. Somehow we digress into such topics as inappropriate 80s TV shows, a new product that is literally pouncing off the shelves (onto unsuspecting women who say they weren’t asking for it), the occasional fart bubble, the reason we should all be called “African Americans”; and, we receive a phone call from Tyler that sounds suspiciously different from the rest of the show. Plus, we forget to mention a whole bunch of people. Fortunately, our failure is at least marginally funny.

P.S. Yes, we know her name was Topanga. Just another brick in the fail-wall.

Episode 27 [ 39:10 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

We’re back, and Bucko’s with us, so how can we possibly go wrong? Don’t answer that, young AquaKnight, because the answer is “CANNOT”. This is the best show ever. And we’re not just talking about our show. We’re talking about ALL shows. Other shows should probably just play this show over their show, and go have a snack while they listen and learn a few things. A nice danish would go beautifully.

And hey, if you didn’t notice, I posted 5 songs from this very show to the Bits page, so please, have your way with them.

Episode 26. [ 51:26 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Cardiac Arrest [ 2:11 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

When you leave your baby for a ham sandwich, we’re afraid it’s all downhill from there. Thanks Bucko for the kickass original guitar. And Posey for the rest.

It was just a matter of time before a major recording artist recorded a song using many of the popular “Web 2.0” brand names and lingo. Unfortunately for that major recording artist, this 3rd-rate comedy podcast did it first. And quite well, I might add. Thanks Bucko.

Romance 2.0 [ 3:37 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Here are the lyrics, with corresponding links, in case you don’t know wtf is going on.

Romance 2.0

VERSE:
Girl, I can’t shut my googly eyes,
You’re so fine I can’t help but look.

And imagine your hand, grabbing my d*ck like a pen,
and writing all in your face book.

CHORUS:
Girl you know I dig you
Cause you’re so delicious
Wanna stumble upon you
While you’re doing the dishes

Gonna turn you around
and stick it in, ya-hoo
I’m makin a mess in
Your kitchen and your cooch

PHONE:
P:Hello?
L:Hey, you know that girl you poked last week?
P:Yeah?
L:I’m thinking of poking her later, got any suggestions?
P:I know one thing that gets her all a-twitter…
L:Oh yeah? What’s that?
P:Flick ‘er nipple.
L:Flick ‘er nipple?
P:Flick ‘er nipple.
L:Thanks dude. Ya know, you’re one of my, like, top 8 friends.

VERSE:
Girl, I must confess,
You might say “You too big”
But I assure you there’s no need to fret it.

You just relax your throat
You can trust me, because I wrote
The Book of Love and then I went and I read it.

Poo Fighters [ 4:10 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Posey is a genius. But don’t take our word for it, check out some reviews of his latest Foo Fighters cover.

“Posey is a genius, a got-dam genius” — Rolling Stone
“Reminds me of a severely constipated Dave Grohl” — Spin
“I would be laughing my ass off, if I could feel my testicles. Wait, what?” — Dave Grohl

Oh Oh Oh [ 6:40 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Those 3 words every woman longs to scream… and you will never want to hear again.

I Love My Women [ 1:58 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

If you didn’t know, Posey is a man who can’t be tied down to a single woman. No, it’s either all or none for this guy. The following poem, set to killer keyboards, says it all.