The Luke and Posey Show

Episode 4 [ 36:53 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

What better way to celebrate the new year than with a new show, sporting a new theme, recorded on new equipment, and packed with brand-new booty-bumpin’ bass? What better way, I ASKED YOU!

Well I’ll tell you what better way, since I ASKED! With a new, pretty, sparkly show constructed of entirely random bullshit. Seriously. We sat down to check some levels ( on the, did I mention, new equipment? ) and shat out this stinky pile of sheer ridiculosity. Luckily, some of it was pretty damn funny, so that’s what you get to hear. Lucky you! I said LUCKY YOU!

Sorry, listener. I got carried away there. I’d really like to make up for it. Say, is there some site somewhere where I could possibly vote for you as top podcast listener? There’s not? Hmm, you know there really should be. But since we’re on the subject, did you know there is a site where you can vote for us as a top podcast! What, no way!

And if you’re not already, subscribe to us on iTunes, would ya? We could always use some good myspace friends too, so add away, people! One last thing, call our feedback line at 903-704-4449 and become an instant media sensation! Guaranteed! Or your money back! Thank you and goodnight!

Episode 3 [ 44:41 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This show is symbolic. It symbolizes many things, some of which are symbols themselves. Symbolic things can include: inspirational articles containing symbolic inspiration, the red tinge of fury, 2 minutes of danceable laughter, or a third arm.
Hey, email us at theshow@lukeandposey.com, or leave us a voice mail at 903-704-4449. We’ll play it on the show and might not make fun of you. And hey, why not vote for us over at Podcast Alley? And hey, you could go ahead and subscribe to us on iTunes! And hey, all you gotta clean up, is Timmy!

Episode 2 [ 39:47 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

What’s up, gro? Ok, maybe we haven’t reached gro status in our young relationship just yet, but after this show, I hope you can change your mind. Cuz you, man, you – are my gro. Especially if you can make it through the entire show. Then you are my gro bro, and gro, them binds ain’t easily cut, ya hear?

Holy shit, you still reading? Ok, well, the new episode is about what you’d expect from a couple of buffoons like Luke and Posey. While maybe not as blatantly offensive as the first show, it’s every bit as disgusting, moronic, and wonderfully hilarious. And hey, if you like what you hear, why not let us know? Email us at theshow@lukeandposey.com, or become our most favoritest fan ever by leaving us a voice mail at 903-704-4449. We’ll play it on the next show. Hell, I’ll make it my ringtone. And while you’re feeling the love for your favorite Luke and/or Posey, why not vote for us over at Podcast Alley? Posey will give you a pube if you do. Promise. Ball pubes only by special request.

It’s our first show, so we just put it all out there, folks. Irreverent, you ask? Sure. Hip, young, edgy, and fresh? Fuck yeah. Comedy? Music? Secretly recorded sex memories? We haven’t scratched the surface, people. Just give it a listen. Death threats can be directed to theshow@lukeandposey.com, or if you prefer to vent in a more verbally abusive manner, drop us a voice mail at 206-666-4POZ.

Edit: Episode 1 has been archived.

tho down dem beatz [ 0:08 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

w00t! n00b! OMG LOL WTF