Apr 2007

Episode 11. Arabian Nights

April 29, 2007 (23:59) | Show | 1 comment

Its the Luke and Posey Show, don’t you know, grab your indo. Listen to the show. Will you laugh, no? I don’t know. Maybe though, I hope so, whoa!
Just goin’ with the flow, whatcha think about it, gro? I don’t know. You don’t know? It’s cool though… I oughta know, I’m in the show.
So here we go, mofo, listen to the Luke and Posey show.

Yeah, those are the lyrics from the theme song. So what.

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Episode 10. Volatile Diarrhea

April 22, 2007 (23:59) | Show | 1 comment

Double digits, bitches.
It’s the deca-show, yo.
L & P back again,
Times-a tenny-ten-ten.

I didn’t start the show notes really trying to rhyme.
It just happened cuz it’s late and I’m runnin’ out of time.
And it seems people think that you’re smarter than you are,
When you spin a rhythmic verse, rhyming simple words like “are”.

This show’s about the bling, and the thing, then we sing.
Of course we get to learn, then we burn a few things.
Well, the podcast is saving in another window,
So my cpu is tellin’ me I gots to go.

Peas.

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Episode 9. Qlassiq With 2 Q’s

April 15, 2007 (23:59) | Show | No comments

If you take one thing from these show notes, let it be this… Episode 9 is not a “best of” show. Though it may be presented as a collection of wonderful clips from times past, and it is, and they are, but you should know… it is NOT a “best of” show. That would be stupid.

But what it is, my brutha, is an amalgamation of sorts. An abundance of dumbassity the likes of which have only been seen on the previous 8 shows. Impressions, songs, insensitive comments, movements, and moments… all comin’ atcha like junebugs on a windshield on a spring day in Texas when it’s actually spring-type weather and not freezing my balls off. What? I don’t know.

Next time.

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Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots

April 8, 2007 (23:59) | Show | 3 comments

Whut whut! That little comment in last week’s show notes wasn’t an April Fool’s joke, was it? Or was it… Tell ya what, let’s all have a sit-down and learn a thing or two.

This week, we learn how to write a song (by singing a song, of course), and we learn that Posey hates country music, but doesn’t mind anal rape. We also find out that Bucko fucking hates Posey, although it’s probably because he’s jealous of his mad freestyle rap skillzez. Oh, and make sure you listen all the way to the end for a HUGE GIVEAWAY ANNOUNCEMENT! Don’t miss your chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo.

And if you don’t know, this episode presents the conclusion of the Special Concert Series with Bucko. Once again, we’d like to thank Bucko for making the show even better, and for not insisting on any sort of pesky contract or financial compensation. Thanks guy.

Catch you next… week?

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Episode 7. Six Inch Dagger Dick

April 1, 2007 (11:59) | Show | 1 comment

It’s that time again, folks! What time, you ask? It’s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show! Yaaay!

You may ask yourself, “Self, how do you know when it’s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show?” Well, self, during this month of April 2007, you can expect a brand steamin’ new episode every Monday morning. That’s right, you didn’t go all retarded just then… you actually read that. Weekly, bitches. Boom. Score one for buttbeard.

In case you’re wondering, this show continues our Special Concert Series With Bucko. Posey recounts his encounter with a dragon, American Idol gets ass-raped in 4/4 time, we learn of Posey’s special bond with his uncle (hint: it’s a concrete bond), and last but most definitely not least, we are grandly introduced to the newest members of the Luke and Posey show cast… I could say more, but I have to stop. I have got to stop it. Oh good lord I need to stop.

Later lates.

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