Posey is a special creature. He is not born of this Earth, but a parallel Earth called Speculumanus, where every orifice of every man and woman are forever splayed open wide, each spewing forth its own special excrement. However, due to the lack of an element called “speculium” in the atmosphere of this Earth, Posey can only spew funny-ass shit from his mouth! Freaky, I know. But the best part is, you get to listen. No need to thank us.

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