It was just a matter of time before a major recording artist recorded a song using many of the popular “Web 2.0” brand names and lingo. Unfortunately for that major recording artist, this 3rd-rate comedy podcast did it first. And quite well, I might add. Thanks Bucko.<\/p>\n
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Here are the lyrics, with corresponding links, in case you don’t know wtf is going on.<\/p>\n
Romance 2.0<\/strong><\/p>\n VERSE: And imagine your hand, grabbing my d*ck like a pen, CHORUS: Gonna turn you around PHONE: VERSE:
\nGirl, I can’t shut my googly<\/a> eyes,
\nYou’re so fine I can’t help but look.<\/p>\n
\nand writing all in your face book<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\nGirl you know I dig<\/a> you
\nCause you’re so delicious<\/a>
\nWanna stumble upon<\/a> you
\nWhile you’re doing the dishes<\/p>\n
\nand stick it in, ya-hoo<\/a>
\nI’m makin a mess in<\/a>
\nYour kitchen and your cooch<\/p>\n
\nP:Hello?
\nL:Hey, you know that girl you poked last week?
\nP:Yeah?
\nL:I’m thinking of poking her later, got any suggestions?
\nP:I know one thing that gets her all a-twitter<\/a>…
\nL:Oh yeah? What’s that?
\nP:Flick ‘er<\/a> nipple.
\nL:Flick ‘er<\/a> nipple?
\nP:Flick ‘er<\/a> nipple.
\nL:Thanks dude. Ya know, you’re one of my, like, top 8 friends.<\/p>\n
\nGirl, I must confess,
\nYou might say “You too b<\/a>ig”
\nBut I assure you there’s no need to fret it.<\/p>\n