{"id":50,"date":"2007-08-07T00:30:07","date_gmt":"2007-08-07T06:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/show\/50"},"modified":"2007-10-01T00:12:44","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T06:12:44","slug":"episode-19-infinity-and-beyond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/episode-19-infinity-and-beyond\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 19. Infinity And Beyond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Desperate times call for desperate measures. For the Luke and Posey show, that can mean only one thing.<\/p>\n<p>Celebrities, of course! But not the trashy, whorish, slutbag douchebottles you hear about on the so-called &#8220;real&#8221; news. Oh no. Not at all. We have <strong>real<\/strong> celebrities <font size=-5>(fake)<\/font> with <strong>real<\/strong> stories <font size=-5>(fake)<\/font> that are <strong>real<\/strong> funny! <font size=-5>(really)<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Plus, for the longtime Luke and Posey Friends&trade; and new listeners alike, the second half of our show will be a real treat. Allow us to lead you down a foreboding path of failure and darkness, resulting in Luke and Posey hitting pod-bottom, and struggling to pull themselves back up from the ditches of despair, and into the hearts of America once again. Just like Bon Jovi.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>P.S. Here&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/show\/SensimillaStreet.mp3\">Sensimilla Street<\/a> we referenced in the show. Our sources tell us it comes from &#8220;Ned &amp; Manson&#8221;, who are apparently too stoned to have a decent presence on Google.<\/p>\n<div class=\"post_sig\">\n<strong>We want to hear from you! <font size=+1>903-704-4449<\/font><\/strong><br \/>\n<a title=\"its the communication avenue of the future - hop on board now\" href=\"mailto:theshow@lukeandposey.com\">E-mail<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"podcast alley says you wont vote for us - i says they foolin\" href=\"http:\/\/podcastalley.com\/one_vote2.php?pod_id=40502\">Vote please!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"iTunes said your mom smells like a tuna omelet and the only way to get them back is by subscribing to luke and posey\" href=\"http:\/\/phobos.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewPodcast?id=202734228\">Subscribe on iTunes<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"were not myspace whores you are\" href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/lukeandposey\">Myspace &#8211; be our BFF<\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Desperate times call for desperate measures. For the Luke and Posey show, that can mean only one thing. Celebrities, of course! But not the trashy, whorish, slutbag douchebottles you hear about on the so-called &#8220;real&#8221; news. Oh no. Not at all. We have real celebrities (fake) with real stories (fake) that are real funny! (really) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-show"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}