{"id":14,"date":"2007-04-01T11:59:21","date_gmt":"2007-04-01T17:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/archives\/14"},"modified":"2007-10-01T00:20:32","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T06:20:32","slug":"episode-7-six-inch-dagger-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/episode-7-six-inch-dagger-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 7. Six Inch Dagger Dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time again, folks! What time, you ask? It&#8217;s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show! Yaaay! <\/p>\n<p>You may ask yourself, &#8220;Self, how do you know when it&#8217;s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show?&#8221; Well, self, during this month of April 2007, you can expect a brand steamin&#8217; new episode <strong>every Monday morning.<\/strong> That&#8217;s right, you didn&#8217;t go all retarded just then&#8230; you actually read that. Weekly, bitches. Boom. Score one for buttbeard.<\/p>\n<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering, this show continues our Special Concert Series With Bucko. Posey recounts his encounter with a dragon, American Idol gets ass-raped in 4\/4 time, we learn of Posey&#8217;s special bond with his uncle (hint: it&#8217;s a <i>concrete<\/i> bond), and last but most definitely not least, we are grandly introduced to the newest members of the Luke and Posey show cast&#8230; I could say more, but I have to <i>stop<\/i>. I have got to <i>stop it<\/i>. Oh good lord I need to <b><i>stop<\/i><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Later lates.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"post_sig\">\n<strong>We want to hear from you! <font size=+1>903-704-4449<\/font><\/strong><br \/>\n<a title=\"its the communication avenue of the future - hop on board now\" href=\"mailto:theshow@lukeandposey.com\">E-mail<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"podcast alley says you wont vote for us - i says they foolin\" href=\"http:\/\/podcastalley.com\/one_vote2.php?pod_id=40502\">Vote please!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"iTunes said your mom smells like a tuna omelet and the only way to get them back is by subscribing to luke and posey\" href=\"http:\/\/phobos.apple.com\/WebObjects\/MZStore.woa\/wa\/viewPodcast?id=202734228\">Subscribe on iTunes<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"were not myspace whores you are\" href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/lukeandposey\">Myspace &#8211; be our BFF<\/a>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time again, folks! What time, you ask? It&#8217;s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show! Yaaay! You may ask yourself, &#8220;Self, how do you know when it&#8217;s time for a new episode of The Luke And Posey Show?&#8221; Well, self, during this month of April 2007, you can expect [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-show"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}