{"id":56,"date":"2007-11-03T17:25:07","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T23:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/quotes"},"modified":"2007-11-03T23:02:45","modified_gmt":"2007-11-04T05:02:45","slug":"quotes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/lukeandposey.com\/podcast\/quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Lay on your left side when you sleep, to help with digestion.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">\"Jesus? Big Jew. One of the biggest. 6' 4\", 240.\"\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Luke<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">\"There I go! Rockin you like a tornado!\"\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">You only get six shots.\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">\"I can't control what my butthole pulsates for.\"\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Luke<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">\"I have a vagina for a peehole.\"\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Trying to take the hood out of the gangsta.\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">903-704-4449! Call and we'll guess your weight!\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Win a prize!<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">\"So there was this dude, he was poundin' my fuckin' ass, while this other guy was suckin' my cock...\"\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Tyler<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">The podcast that broke the camel's straw.\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">The podcast that caught the fish in the sea.\t\t<\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">I've never been shot at. But I have swallowed a toothpick.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Don't let children play with fire. Fire attracts aliens.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">\"The only difference between you and me is I can see over a car and you can't.\"\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey to Luke<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">LEAVE MY FLOWER ALONE!!!!! NOT YOURS!!!!!\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Save the rare subterranean spotted leper bull-chicken. Found only in Medford, WI. It needs to mate, and now.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Click the donate button below and to the left. Your dollars can help support Posey's impending insulin bill.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">(please, it's only a matter of time)<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">We do chicken right. From behind!\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Sliced bread is still better than us.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a dollar!<br \/>\r\nThat's what you donate to make us a balla!\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Do you know how hard it is to keep coming up with one-liners?\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Hey, my wiener looks bigger when I have to pee.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Is it dark in here, or are you black?\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">A shot in the eye is worth two in the butt.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Sucks to be me... especially at night, when I'm asleep and my brain's not working so well.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">Donde esta, el burrito. Donde esta indeed.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">I'm not afraid of clowns, but Bret Michaels haunts my dreams.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<hr class=\"wp_quotepage_hr\" \/>\n<p class=\"wp_quotepage\">The word \"tsetse\" turns me on just a little bit.\t\t<br \/><span class=\"wp_quotepage_author\">Posey<\/span><\/p>\r\n\t<div class=\"wpquotes_poweredby\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zombierobot.com\/\">Zombie Robot wp-quotes plugin<\/a>.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lay on your left side when you sleep, to help with digestion. Posey &#8220;Jesus? Big Jew. One of the biggest. 6&#8242; 4&#8243;, 240.&#8221; Luke &#8220;There I go! 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