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Posey’s Pride

luke — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:55:57 +0000

Po-Funk is back in this mutha fucka wit dis new track YO! Featuring guest M.C. Meat Sweats!

Little Donkey (El Burrito featuring Don Henley)

luke — Wed, 28 May 2008 04:49:23 +0000

Yep, that Don Henley. Uh huh. From The Beagles. Surprised? Confused? Bewildered, or poco desconcertado? Just wait until you hear the song. Don’t worry, we’ll explain everything on the next show. Until then, enjoy the song the way it was meant to be sung. In American.

El Burrito

luke — Sat, 17 May 2008 05:46:27 +0000

El burrito es muy delicioso!
El burrito es muy delicioso!
Donde esta mi genitalio?
Donde esta mi genitalio?
Muy bien, estudiantes, muy bien.

Cardiac Arrest

luke — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:27:51 +0000

When you leave your baby for a ham sandwich, we’re afraid it’s all downhill from there. Thanks Bucko for the kickass original guitar. And Posey for the rest.

Romance 2.0

luke — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:19:45 +0000

It was just a matter of time before a major recording artist recorded a song using many of the popular “Web 2.0″ brand names and lingo. Unfortunately for that major recording artist, this 3rd-rate comedy podcast did it first. And quite well, I might add. Thanks Bucko.

Here are the lyrics, with corresponding links, in case you don’t know wtf is going on.

Romance 2.0

VERSE:
Girl, I can’t shut my googly eyes,
You’re so fine I can’t help but look.

And imagine your hand, grabbing my d*ck like a pen,
and writing all in your face book.

CHORUS:
Girl you know I dig you
Cause you’re so delicious
Wanna stumble upon you
While you’re doing the dishes

Gonna turn you around
and stick it in, ya-hoo
I’m makin a mess in
Your kitchen and your cooch

PHONE:
P:Hello?
L:Hey, you know that girl you poked last week?
P:Yeah?
L:I’m thinking of poking her later, got any suggestions?
P:I know one thing that gets her all a-twitter…
L:Oh yeah? What’s that?
P:Flick ‘er nipple.
L:Flick ‘er nipple?
P:Flick ‘er nipple.
L:Thanks dude. Ya know, you’re one of my, like, top 8 friends.

VERSE:
Girl, I must confess,
You might say “You too big”
But I assure you there’s no need to fret it.

You just relax your throat
You can trust me, because I wrote
The Book of Love and then I went and I read it.

Poo Fighters

luke — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:57:37 +0000

Posey is a genius. But don’t take our word for it, check out some reviews of his latest Foo Fighters cover.

“Posey is a genius, a got-dam genius” – Rolling Stone
“Reminds me of a severely constipated Dave Grohl” – Spin
“I would be laughing my ass off, if I could feel my testicles. Wait, what?” – Dave Grohl

Oh Oh Oh

luke — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:44:30 +0000

Those 3 words every woman longs to scream… and you will never want to hear again.

I Love My Women

luke — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:37:59 +0000

If you didn’t know, Posey is a man who can’t be tied down to a single woman. No, it’s either all or none for this guy. The following poem, set to killer keyboards, says it all.

House Party

luke — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 05:55:57 +0000

YO. Wanna peep how it iz to party wit da one and only Po-Funk? Check it.
Wheat Cracka out.

Luke and Posey X-mas

luke — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:02:01 +0000

It’s the perfect gift! ORDER NOW!

Reindeer Stew

luke — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:01:56 +0000

Wanna know what happens when Santa Claus passes over this redneck’s homestead? Well clean out yer ears, boy! LOOKIT!

Hey RadioMall and Soundsnap, we pershunate ya.

The Racial Slur Song

luke — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:21:57 +0000

Due to popular demand, it’s now a single. Oh dear god what have we done. Remember folks, it’s a comedy show. Ha ha, funny, ha… ha. Sigh. I have no excuse.

This is from Episode 22 – Like A Tornado.

Hollywood Discovers Luke and Posey

luke — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:01:50 +0000

As the writers’ strike looms on, Hollywood is becoming extremely desperate. Case. Point.

From Episode 23: Number One Myrtle Capital.

Hollywood Heat

luke — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:41:56 +0000

He’s a hard-core rapper from Compton.
He’s an 80′s TV cop sensation.
Together, they are…

Pull-On-It Posey

luke — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:06:31 +0000

Just in time for Christmas! If you’re a horrible parent.

Luke And Posey’s Butt Hole

luke — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:25:50 +0000

Sounds inviting, huh? Come on in, the Butt Hole’s fine!

Mike Vick Dog Training Facility

luke — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:27:26 +0000

I said SIT!

The Call

luke — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:45:14 +0000

Here it is, the phone call that solidified our need to create this grand turd we call, The Luke and Posey Show.

Peacum Pipum

luke — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 04:41:40 +0000

A recently discovered gem of dumbassity. Enjoy, you may never hear it again. May spirits with you be.

Posey Love

luke — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:59:59 +0000

Poz wants to sex you up. From Episode 12. Do You Have The HPV?.

Midget Moving Company

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:58:00 +0000

Politically incorrect or not, there are some professions the little people should probably shy away from. From Episode 10. Volatile Diarrhea.

Six Shots

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:23:46 +0000

If at first you don’t succeed, try six more times. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.

Rape Posey

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:20:34 +0000

Just fucking do it, dammit. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.

Mr. MacGyver

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:18:00 +0000

Dio + MacGyver = almost too much 80s. From Episode 13. Thomas Jefferson Did It.

Raggy left me

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:13:33 +0000

Posey shows off his mad songwriting skilz and his famous Scooby impression, all in 42 seconds. Quality with a capital Q, folks. From Episode 4 – In With The New.

BREAK dance dance dance…

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:08:18 +0000

It’s Dance Fever, baby. From Episode 15. The Coat Factory Business.

How To Write A Song

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:50:06 +0000

Easily the most instructional production ever to slide out of the Luke and Posey diarrhea factory. From Episode 8. You Only Get Six Shots.

An Arabian And His Cow

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:46:15 +0000

Obviously a thinly-veiled tribute to fat girls (or not?). From Episode 14 – Might Not Taste Like Chocolate.

Dagger Dick

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:42:48 +0000

You know you want it. From Episode 7 – Six Inch Dagger Dick.

Blackhawk

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:39:07 +0000

Alright soldier, pull out your rifle and your… helicopter. Let’s ride. From Episode 11 – Arabian Nights.

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A Friend Named Adam

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:21:12 +0000

Our first big hit with Bucko, co-starring quite possibly the gayest Adam ever. From Episode 6 – Its The Fucking Nerve Gas.

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The Following Clip

luke — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:55:57 +0000

Luke and Posey try to record the intro to all these clips. This clip is a perfect example of how we never get anything done.