Hold it, hombre.

Are you 18 years of age or older? If not, you should leave. We're not trying to "cramp your style", or "step on your groove", as the kiddos say.

Entering the following website at an early stage of mental development will damage your perspective on life. A normal childhood would be impossible.

If you're not a kid, please continue.

I am at least 18, and I'm not a liar.